is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
