hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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