sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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