you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Do plants get herpes?
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