sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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