i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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