No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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