lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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