and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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