this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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