He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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