I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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