when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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