My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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