just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
someone threw a dead crab at me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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