I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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