i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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