...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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