Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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