420 ftw
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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