dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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