next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Come see our sink grown plant.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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