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So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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