do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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