lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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