So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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