Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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