haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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