I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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