so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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