:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The air was thick with penises
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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