I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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