Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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