goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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