Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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