but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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