I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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