THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks