Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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