the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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