i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dignity is for republicans.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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