Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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