Do you still have your period?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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