when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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