No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
