We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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