found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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