Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want to make out with him forever
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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