i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
When are your genitals available?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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