So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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