:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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