I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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