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i'd rather choke on a dick.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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