don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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