I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We got so high we made milksteak
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
