Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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